Gamers will not be denied the ample boobs

The hottest new massively multiplayer video game, Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures, seems to have suffered an overnight epidemic of breast reduction. After a software patch was released to help fix gameplay issues, some players in the mildly racy (18-and-over) game noticed their bountiful female characters suddenly had less stack in their rack, according to Ars Technica. We pieced together the image above from a player who threatened to quit the pay-per-month game “if this isn’t fixed in a reasonable amount of time, i.e., a day or two.” Facing an exodus of its horny-goon demographic, game publisher Funcom issued a damage-control statement saying that the change was unintentional. The company also told gamers it was “working on a fix for this, and your breasts should be back to normal soon."