Find Elvis alive, pocket a cool $3 million

The Elvis-is-alive “conspiracy” has been the stuff of countless jokes over the years, mostly at the expense of Southerners who can’t accept the King’s less-than-dignified abdication of his throne. But to many people, it’s no joke. So many, in fact, that filmmaker Adam Muskiewicz is putting together a documentary on the subject called The Truth About Elvis. “I have personally made it my mission,” he writes, “to document my search through the most comprehensive documentary film ever made on this subject.”