The fat pants won’t help Jared on VH1

JaredIf you have plans this Friday night, you might want to reschedule. (OK, set the DVR.) That’s the night that Subway’s own Jared Fogle will be humiliated on VH1’s BSTV. We haven’t seen this show, but apparently they get B-list celebrities to participate in pilot tapings for the latest reality shows—but the auditions are all fake, and everyone but the celeb is in on the joke. According to the BSTV Web site, on this upcoming episode, Jared “plays judge presiding over a docket of totally BS cases on Star Justice. Poor Jared might have been able to control his waistline, but he loses all control on BSTV, when our actors approach the bench.” That sounds like a comedy classic.

—Posted by Tim Nudd