Even big amorous apes need hand sanitizer

I don't appreciate Faux Fay Wray's attitude toward the giant lovesick ape in this Vietnamese spot for Green Cross Hand Sanitizer by ad agency Riverorchard. Geez, don't try to change him baby, he's already an endangered species! Sure, if he'd been on skid row like the simians in that French PSA campaign, who knows what he might've picked up under those fingernails. Still, I'd forget about the germy paws; judging by the amorous look on that gargantuan kisser, she'll soon have bigger problems. Like his horrible slobbering tongue! Via Adland.

@DaveGian davegia@hotmail.com David Gianatasio is a longtime contributor to Adweek, where he has been a writer and editor for two decades. Previously serving as Adweek's New England bureau chief and web editor, he remains based in Boston.