Dude, you’re getting a Cuervo Gold shot

It was unlikely he’d be the successor to Brando, but I’d still have thought the Dell Dude could have parlayed his 15 minutes of commercial fame into a bit-part acting career, followed by a couple terms in the Senate and a presidential campaign. Alas, that’s not how it’s working out for Ben Curtis. He had the inevitable drug bust in 2003 (weed), then the resurfacing in an off-Broadway play. Now, New York magazine reports that Ben’s behind