Dipping Quiznos sandwiches isn’t this hard

Quiznos keeps putting out weird ads that make its food look unappealing with a delightful series for the Chicken Bacon Dipper, which comes with cheese sauce for dipping. In this case, the food is already unappealing, at least. Each ad focuses on a high-level sandwich dipper and his or her technique; there’s a Russian gymnastics coach, a cowboy who eats food out of his beard, a yogi with a lizard neck, and a neurotic Southern belle. This is a step up from ovens making crude sexual innuendos, I guess, but not much of one. Kind of getting a molester vibe off that cowboy, too. Three more ads after the jump.