Citroen easily handles Rubik’s Cube traffic

What can Citroen do for me? Well, for starters, it’s the only vehicle that can navigate surreal three-dimensional rush-hour traffic, judging by the commercial above. What more incentive do you need to buy one? Our only concern is that the money you spend on the car will be funneled into the multinational Rubik’s Cube cartel, which just won’t let that 1980s fad toy die. This is like the third or fourth article we’ve written this year involving the Rubik’s Cube, isn’t it? We’re not helping matters.