The Burger King has a girlfriend

A couple of days ago, celebrity gossip site Hollywood Rag posted some paparazzi-looking pics of the Burger King hanging out with model/E! babe Brooke Burke. Soon enough, someone put the pics to music. Despite speculation that these are photos from a commercial shoot, they’re surely a viral campaign in and of themselves. And they’re stirring up the usual fear of the King. A typical blog post: “Is that not almost the weirdest thing you’ve almost ever seen?”