Attention copywriters: now Pennsylvania needs you

OK, gang—given your zeal for coming up with tourism slogans for New Jersey, we’d like to present you with a new tourism marketing challenge: coming up with an official bumper sticker slogan for the state of Pennsylvania (Admittedly, Pennsylvania isn’t nearly as excellent to make fun of as New Jersey, but there’s nothing we can do about that.) The state is currently allowing visitors to to choose from among 16 potential candidates, but fortunately—since none of the 16 is all that good—there’s a write-in ballot as well. Surely, there’s something better out there than “Honk if You Like Roadtrips.”

—Posted by Catharine P. Taylor