Not a World Class Athlete or Hollywood Action Star? Just Egg Says You Can Still Eat Like One

According to a new ad campaign from Just Egg, he’s been known to throw himself into physically demanding workouts like “underwater jiu jitsu” and “galactic robo-knight training.”

Don’t bother trying to book a class yourself, though, because that ridiculously obscure exercise is only for famous people. Celebrities: they’re nothing like us!

Gyllenhaal, whose Sexiest Man Alive awards “don’t win themselves,” stars in a cheeky 30-second spot for the plant-based egg substitute that purposely deflates superstar wellness and the elitist trappings around it.