The next big bestseller, starring you

Hey, all you six-figure ecds and CCOs who’ve been too busy directing your top client’s cereal and TP campaigns to write the great American novel. Here’s a shortcut: Buy your way into one. The First Amendment Project is holding an auction, via eBay, that offers bidders the chance to place their name in upcoming works by a number of bestselling authors. Andrew Sean Greer, author of the recently released Confessions of Max Tivoli, is auctioning off the opportunity for a name to be used as part of a small town storefront.