Humorous product intro of the month: Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt. According to the Web site, it’s “an energy drink as unique as the man who created it.” Seagal claims to have personally traveled through Asia in search of ingredients for it. “When Steven Seagal finished creating a drink that holds untold natural power,” the site reads, “there was only one equivalent in nature—The Lightning Bolt. Both mysterious and powerful, it is a symbol of the untold energy the earth has to offer—Such is Steven Seagal’s Lighting Bolt energy drink.” Seagal himself then chimes in, saying, “I have traveled the world creating this drink; there is none better.”
—Posted by Tim Nudd
