Super suitor will look foolish if she says no

So, some guy wants to buy an ad slot in the a Super Bowl to propose to his girlfriend. What’s an engagement ring—a couple months’ salary? Makes $2.5 million-plus for airtime on the Big Game seem kind of excessive. Anyway, the lovesick big spender (here’s his Web site) has engaged Storybids, a product placement firm, to help out. They’re looking for a company to pay for the spot in exchange for the chance to film the girlfriend’s response and post it online.