Gobble me down, and turn me into waste

Leaders from Glossier, Shopify, Mastercard and more will take the stage at Brandweek to share what strategies set them apart and how they incorporate the most valued emerging trends. Register to join us this September 23–26 in Phoenix, Arizona.

Here’s an amusing old Saturday Night Live spoof commercial for a fast-food chicken joint called Cluckin’ Chicken. It features a fast-talking, happy-go-lucky severed chicken’s head who natters on about how lavishly (or actually, how disgustingly) he’s prepared and how great he ends up tasting. He’d fit right in on the Suicide Food blog. Includes an appearance by Phil Hartman, which is always welcome.

—Posted by Tim Nudd