Buy my book. You probably won't regret it.

Well, despite the tortuous grind here at AdFreak (it’s a brutal 100 words a day, phew!), I’ve managed to write another book in my spare time. It’s available for pre-order at Amazon.com. It’s a work of staggering brilliance—at least, my mom thinks it is. And as long as you’re not one of the six people who bought my first book, you shouldn’t be inordinately prejudiced against the new one. The reviews have all been raves.