Would you make love to a bottle of Skyy vodka? Who wouldn't?! Skyy has shaken its critics and caused a stir (wordplay!) with its new campaign showing a woman in sexy (I mean, sexyy) red heels and tights wrapping her legs around a Skyy bottle. In USA Today, one detractor coins the term "porn-a-hol" to describe the image. (Can alcohol and porn be combined? Note to self: Investigate further.) Says another critic: "It's just jamming a bottle in a woman's crotch. A great ad uses heart or mind. This one's starting below the waist." The client retorts: "We're an adult product consumed mostly in the evening and in flirtatious situations." Hey, just be glad they didn't take their inspiration from Frosty Jack's cider. Drunk or not, the last thing you need is a bottle of Skyy up your butt.
