Did someone at KFC win the lottery or something? Seems like they’re giving away money every week these days. The fast-food chain’s latest contest offers $10,000 to the person who comes up with the best idea for what to do with leftover wet wipes now that KFC is selling sauce-free wings. Phrases like “wet wipe” are bad news on their own, especially in contests that invite strangers to share their thoughts anonymously. But here’s a contribution from me anyway: Keep some wipes handy to cover your eyes when the entries start coming in.
