This Rather Sexual Bakery Ad Shows How to Cook Up a Morning Quickie

In case Kraft's Zesty Guy left you with any doubt that the world's most boring food items can be eroticized, I present you this ad about having sex on a kitchen counter with an English muffin.

‘Marketing: The Musical’ Thanks You for Being Such a Stupid, Sheeplike Slave to Brands

Hey, fellow morons. Just wanted to let you know the marketers are on to us.  "People want to want things. Consumers need you to go," says the Canadian Marketing Association's invitation to its 2014 national convention. As an added bonus, Toronto agency Cundari created some short, bad-on-purpose musical skits (see below) celebrating idiot consumers and their search for the meaning of life through brands. The point of the snarky little vignettes is that no one would ever know what to buy or sell if marketers didn't tell us how to think and act. Don't know about you, but I'm craving some red soda pop right about now. Or maybe blue. Via Ads of the World.

Ad of the Day: BMW

The new BMW M5 isn’t just really fast—it's pretty, too.

BMW Canada Cheats Death Again in Helipad Video

Following high-speed skids through car-shaped gaps in thick (supposedly) concrete walls, BMW Canada presents more insane stunt driving to promote its 1 Series M Coupe. Now, the brand wants to flip the bird at mortality by spinning doughnuts on the world's highest rooftop helipad. The only problem: It's not clear that the feat is actually real.