Uma Thurman Likes to Have Lots and Lots of Schweppes

Here's your odd celebrity commercial of the day—a new Schweppes spot directed by fashion photographer David LaChapelle and starring Uma Thurman, who can't stop huskily explaining her wanton desire to have Schweppes constantly, with anyone, anywhere. The other guy's line is actually quite funny, and redeems the very weird performance from Uma, who seems like she's been ingesting something besides fizzy water. In fact, if she's really into the sexual wordplay, she probably should drink something stronger, like Effen vodka