Tagline of the day: ‘Stop your sucking’

Division East, which seems to be a skateboarding group, is advising readers of its ads to “Stop your sucking.” (Click image to enlarge.) I imagine the ads are meant to imply that Division East can help you with your skateboarding tricks. But in this day and age, it’s a nice universal sentiment, too. A Google search for “stop your sucking” pulls up just 14 hits, 11 of which are not safe for work. The others link to Web sites with wildly divergent topics. One points out: “If your parents insisted that you stop your sucking behaviors before you were ready, you may have developed an oral fixation.” Another says: “Stop your sucking you fucking jackasses.” This is one flexible tagline indeed. Via Cool LOking Ads.

—Posted by Tim Nudd