Paris’ new album may make everyone cry

So Paris Hilton’s new album drops today. And, in an interview with Blender, she was so impressed with her efforts that she told them, with all her typical modesty, that "I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it’s so good." Now, I’ve talked about Hilton in the past, and always felt rather dirty upon doing so (mainly because she offends all five of my senses). But yet again, curiosity got the better of me, and I had to seek out her single, “Stars Are Blind,” which apparently raced up Billboard‘s dance music chart upon release. I eventually found it, and once it ended, I was crying too. But unlike Paris’ tears, I think mine had more to do with hearing 4 minutes of my life slipping away into a vacuum of reggae-tinged mediocrity.

—Posted by David Kiefaber

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