New jug can do everything but pour milk

A few weeks back, my family was in a pinch for milk, so my wife decided to bypass my organic snobbery and get a gallon of mainstream moo juice from Sam’s Club. We were both struck right away by the jug’s bizarre boxy shape—and its baffling inability to pour without spilling half its contents on the floor. My first assumption was that they’d brought it in from Canada, where milk packaging often trumps practical use.