Maybe 'Rolling Stone' should look into polybagging?

What follows is a re-creation of my thought process as I trudged through the 28-page centerfold insert—a Chevrolet American Revolution 2006 Year in Rock calendar—in the current issue of Rolling Stone, the one smack-dab in the middle of the Rolling Stone interview with AdFreak’s favorite übersexual, Bono. “This is really interesting. I want to read what Bono has to say about tensions in the band. I luv tension! Whoops! Stop interview! Insert! Man, this insert has heavy stock.”