At least it’s not a Spongmonkey card

This Mother’s Day, Quiznos is offering an alternative to the traditional card and chocolates cliché, ’cause that’s so yesterday. For moms out there who just can’t get enough of Baby Bob, Quiznos’ talking “celebrity spokesbaby” and former sitcom star, direct your attention to the company’s Web site, where you can craft your own e-mail greeting from frisky Robert. A picture and pre-recorded message from the tike provide an alternative to “over-priced flowers” and “silly greeting cards,” according to the company.