Jesus gets ready for return in spaceship


There are only 50 shopping days left until the return of Jesus, if you believe this billboard, which reportedly is hanging in Jersey near the Holland Tunnel. Lots of things are unclear about this ad: who put it up; the significance of June 6 (beyond the sort-of satanic numbers; plus it’s also D-Day); why Jesus would choose to return in a spaceship; how one is supposed to “look religious.” All will probably be revealed in time. Link via Gawker.