Don’t be the last parent to go bulletproof

Stroller Today’s overprotective mom can’t settle for simply slathering her child with antimicrobial sanitizer. No, your infant needs the security available only from products like the Bullet Proof Stroller and the Ultra Light Kiddie Riot Shield. Anything less, and don’t be surprised if your neighbors call Child Protective Services. OK fine, so is just a viral campaign for Shoot ’Em Up, the second movie in which Clive Owen escorts a baby to safety. In fact, the only thing truly disturbing here is how believable the site’s concept can seem, considering what’s really being sold out there.

—Posted by David Griner