Does advertising cause everything to suck?

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Craig Ferguson seems to think so, judging by his opening rant on CBS's The Late Late Show last night. Wonder how it went over with the program's advertisers—you know, the folks who created the universe-destroying cult of the young and stupid in the first place. Via The Live Feed.

—Posted by Tim Nudd