Cheated-On Man Posts Craigslist Ad Offering Great Deal on His 'Bed of Lies'

Lying cheaters not invited

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In the tradition of amusingly written Craigslist ads, here's one from a brokenhearted San Francisco man who is selling the bed on which he and his girlfriend (UPDATE: or perhaps his boyfriend?) slept—until he or she cheated on him. At $150, the Simmons Beautyrest mattress is "priced to move," the man says. Here are some gems from the listing:

• $150 and it's yours. No catch. Get this fucking mattress out of my life.

• It's three years old, and feels like you're sleeping on a fucking cloud—even when you're unknowingly sleeping next to a lying cheater.

• For 6-8 hours every night you'll forget that you're sleeping next to a sociopath.



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