Get ready for a whiff of Madonna

As a performer, and a human being, Madonna defies a lot of things: convention, common sense, good taste and usually decency. But now the Material Girl from Michigan is Defying Gravity (that’s the title of her latest album) and launching a perfume line. What’s the name of this scent? Not Old Skank (sorry) or even English Rose, as she is wont to refer to herself in the children’s books she writes. It’s simply called “Madonna.”