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If I were going to risk going to prison for breaking into a restaurant to fix myself a midnight snack, I’d probably hit New York’s trendiest Japanese restaurant of the moment, Masa, where the “tasting” menu has a price tag of $300 (“before drink”). It appears the options aren’t quite as varied in North Platte, Neb., where two drunken and hungry young lads broke in to the local Arby’s the other day to satisfy their grease and carb cravings.

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