Dog food fit for Dick Van Patten

In a news announcement that is a disturbing confluence of two trends which are disturbing in and of themselves, Dick Van Patten is putting his name on a line of dog food which promises, “The very best food for your very best friend.” To prove how good the food is (it comes in varieties such as spaghetti and meatballs and hobo chili), Van Patten tasted some at a recent press luncheon, according to this story, and exclaimed, “Not too bad.”