Do not let your girlfriend wear this to bed

I like a good promotional T-shirt as much as the next man, but there’s a design flaw in this Borat item that I can’t quite put my finger on. Or maybe I don’t want to put my finger on it. If you haven’t seen the movie, it’s hard to tell exactly what’s on the shirt, and if you have seen it, you’re left wondering why they picked the one chunk of pyrite from a movie heavy with comedic gold.