Ruin a friend’s day with a ‘Nip/Tuck’ call

Have a friend who feels bad about his or her body? Exploit that weakness to comic and/or devasting effect with the latest “Send a personalized message” phone gimmick, this one courtesy of the FX series Nip/Tuck. You pick the part of your friend’s body that needs some work (breasts, butt, calves, ears), and doctors Sean McNamara and Christian Troy will handle the rest in a quick, traumatic phone call. The terms and conditions ask you to “please use your best judgment and be respectful of other individuals.”