J&J realizing kids need a kick in the pants

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Nice piece here from The Onion about Johnson & Johnson’s "Nothing But Tears" shampoo, a product designed to "prepare meek and fragile newborns for the real world." "You’ll notice a difference after just one use," says a J&J rep, "whether it’s your newborn’s more hardened appearance, the way he now approaches people with guarded skepticism, or just that look on his face that says, ‘Oh wait, maybe life isn’t all hugs and kisses and rainbows.

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