Scene suggestions for the next DirecTV ads

For a blog that hates DirecTV, Tirico Suave is sure offering the satellite-TV company a lot of help with its list of suggested scenes for the next round of DirecTV ads. Sure, they're all sarcastic ideas from mostly gruesome movies (A Clockwork Orange, Goodfellas, The Silence of the Lambs), but Tirico's argument is that after its Poltergeist spot, DirecTV can't be expected to display any taste whatsoever. A real suggestion might involve switching up the Deutsch campaign to something else before it's beaten totally into the ground.