Kraft Salad Dressing Is an Unfaithful Slut Who's 'Up for Anything'

Kraft has rebranded its salad dressing as "Anything Dressing"—a smart change that allows it to justify pouring its fattening Ranch over anything from asparagus to pizza. To promote the new branding, ad agency Being created a spot in which a lonely head of lettuce sits at home crying while Kraft dressing is out swinging with some randy chicken. The breakup is official, and there's little reason to wonder why, since the new Kraft is quite the dressing-whore, pouring itself over any foodstuff that comes along.