When Irish People Describe Their First Time, It Gets Pretty Weird Pretty Fast

Good luck guessing where this one's headed

Sure, the old "they're not really talking about sex" gag is an ancient red herring, but we still enjoyed this bit of low-budget advertising from Cork, Ireland.

Obviously we won't spoil it by telling you what they're really discussing. My first hunch was a restaurant, and after hearing it all out, part of me wishes I'd been right. Because that would be one interesting restaurant.