Wearable Tech Jumps the Pink, Sparkly Shark With Ridiculous Selfie Sombrero

Oh, is the end nigh

Welp, how did we not see this a few weeks ago at London's Fashion Week?

Of course, if we'd seen it then, we'd already be in the bunker prepping for a swarm of locusts to descend and eat us all, and you wouldn't be reading this. 

Perhaps the most whackadoodle thing ever, this Selfie Hat is brought to you by designer Christian Cowan-Sanluis and and tech company Acer, even though it looks more like something Satan, Liberace and Lisa Frank teamed up on. 

The insane-o chapeau has an Acer Iconia A1-840 tablet dangling from it, ever ready for when the perfect moment strikes. I, for one, would prefer to strike the designer.

Via The Verge.

 
So, yeah. Just wear it like a regular hat (when you're out on the town dressed in the insulation from your parents' attic). 

 
And then, BOOM! It's there when you need to strike a pose, not awkwardly at all!

 
Apparently the tablet has a hat, too. Or is that Katy Perry's frying pan?

 
Designer Christian Cowan-Sanluis poses with his abomination. 

 
Make it stop.

 
I wish a bug would fly into her mouth.

 
Because a girl like this definitely has a desk made of polar bear.