Yelp reviewers have a knack for making everything about them, and potentially ruining businesses because they woke up on the wrong side of bed. Some places have gotten so cynical about these "critics" that they've even asked people to post bad reviews on purpose.
But what about America's most pristine natural landscapes? Surely Yelp reviewers can unite in their appreciation of such beauty. What about the purple mountain majesties? The friggin' amber waves of grain? What about the flipping fruited plains, America?
Sorry, people will hate on all that, too.
Mashable recently combed Yelp for negative reviews of the national parks by people who clearly don't like nice things and would be much happier on their couch watching reality television. The results are hilarious. And completely depressing.
I mean, Ranger Wiener really is kind of a dick, apparently?
Yeah, they're just like mall food courts.
God forbid one happens to eat you.
But this Instagram will get you at least 50 likes.
Says the guy with the same IQ as one.