EchoStar, Lifetime kiss and make up

In the interest of happy endings, I think I should note that Lifetime and EchoStar’s DishNetwork have stopped chucking the fine china at each other and made up.  EchoStar—which dropped Lifetime after the New Year, sparking a round of trash-talking—will once again offer the channel’s signature schlocky melodramas. Of course, Oxygen remains as EchoStar’s girl on the side. You may think you’re a sly dog now, EchoStar, but you just wait until your two ladies meet in swimming class and realize that one’s red hot lothario is the other’s disinterested distributor, just like in Another