On the heels of Superstorm Sandy, a nor’easter is now expected to bring high winds, and possibly more flooding, to parts of New York and New Jersey. But is it the perfect storm? It would be, if it were on Pinterest. Crashing down from Pinterest like an ancient tree on a white picket fence, here is what all storms should aspire to be.
The perfect storm will fill your island almost entirely, leaving room for a touch of seafoam.
Its dainty funnel works the land like a needle on a phonograph.
The ideal storm fits neatly into a teacup…
…and lifts your boat like so:
It should have at least this many lightening bolts…
…to morph into a creature and strike you with its feet.