Market Tanks, We’re All Eating ‘Satan Sandwiches’

By Tonya Garcia Comment

The markets have closed down sharply (the Dow by more than 500 points) due to fears about the global economy and a double-dip recession here in the U.S.

TIME says “Wall Street hates the debt deal,” but others have expressed their dislike of it as well. After Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D-MO) called it a “Satan sandwich,” our colleagues over at FishbowlNY asked a few people what would be on their personal “Satan sandwich.”

Qorvis’ partner and former TWT editor Sam Dealeysaid his recipe would be “[NRSC Spokesman] Brian Walsh’s dog Rudy, American cheese product, and a side of Freedom Fries. Pretty much what I was served on my United Airlines flight today from San Antonio.”

Publicist Janet Donovanreplied, “A Big Mac smothered in raw onions.”

Ours: A Jim Gaffigan-style Hot Pocket — nasty meat dipped in toilet water.

Ugh. At least we can laugh.

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