Manufactured Gossip? No Way!

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By Joe Ciarallo Comment

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When we see “press releases,” like the one sent to Gawker from Kim Kardashian publicist Jerry Baker, claiming Kardashian was, “saved from stampede of 13 year olds” outside a Long Island hotel, it forces us to think: who actually writes about this stuff?

Problem is, a lot of people do.

Heck, we’re writing about it too, if only for the ridiculousness of the “news” at hand.

The best part is that the headline of the release actually reads, “Gossip item, Press advisor, Gossip item, Press advisory, Press.”

Full release after the jump.


LA-NYC TGW Media
Gossip item, Press advisor, Gossip item, Press advisory, Press
Contact [redacted] Jerry Baker

Socialite Kim Kardashian is saved from stampede of 13 year olds before Hamptons club appearance.

Socialite Kim Kardashian leaving the 5 star Garden City Hotel on Long Island to head to her appearance at Whitehouse nightclub in the Hamptons was in the lobby of the hotel and was spotted by a hundreds of 13 year olds from a Bar Mitzvah party that just ended. The young fans started to chase after her and boyfriend Reggie Bush. NYC Nightclub owner John Englebert aka JE of Suzie Wong saki lounge and Prime nightclub saw the stampede and reacted quickly by escorting her through a side door. JE met Kim at a Playboy mansion party about a year ago in Los Angeles. Although Kim wanted to stay she would have missed her appearance. TJ Scott a representative for the club that booked Kim was staying at the hotel and said Not even Kim’s man NFL Star Reggie Bush could have saved her. However Kim did miss her early morning AM flight due to a night of partying in the Hamptons.

LA-NYC TGW Media
Gossip item, Press advisor, Gossip item, Press advisory, Press