Whatsappitis: The Latest Disease to Hit the Text Generation

textdrive304A patient was diagnosed with Whatsappitis for the first time ever after spending six continuous hours on the chatting app. Ironically, the patient is a 34-year-old emergency medicine physician.

What’s Whatsappitis?, you might ask. Well, according to the very first diagnosis of the case, the patient suffered a sudden onset of bilateral wrist pain after spending too many hours of continuous texting. A finkelstein test revealed positive signs of sharp wrist pains, similar to Nintendinitis, a common diagnosis for patients who suffered wrist pains after playing too much Game Boy in the 90’s.

What’s the cure for Whatsappitis? Abstaining from texting and plenty of non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs.