The trailer for the new X-Files movie doesn’t really tell us anything, but in a way that’s rather fitting. The FBI is nothing if not secretive. One thing it does reveal, though, is the chance that Mulder and Scully might finally stop blueballing their fans long enough to kiss. Which, if they’ve met any of their fans lately, they’ll do. (Of course, they’ve fooled people before.) Seriously, they shouldn’t keep messing with these fans. They’re the kind who write letters. Scary, scary letters.
—Posted by David Kiefaber