Lemons. Lemonade. An Oregon woman named Elle Zober is selling her home because her husband of 10 years, also the father of her two children, cheated on her with a 22-year-old college student and, news organizations quickly note, yoga enthusiast. Elle found out, divorced him, and is advertising his adultery, along with the property, on a sign in the front yard. The headline: "Husband left us for a 22 year old … House for sale by scorned, slightly bitter, newly single owner." Subtext: There's nothing wrong with the place. My ex is just a douchebag! Zober, who to her credit seems surprisingly upbeat, is also merchandising the affair, selling $5 magnet versions of the yard sign. The Internet, meanwhile, is happily doing its rubbernecking thing. Via Gawker.