Coty, maker of celebrity scents like J. Lo’s Glow, announced today that it is launching a Desperate Housewives fragrance in the fall. The smell, according to a press release, is said to be “inspired” by the hit ABC show. I don’t know about you, but I’m not sure I want the whiff of any of those characters about me. Surely manic mom Lynette smells faintly of dirty diapers, while Bree’s Chardonnay habit might lend her a hint of wino. Not to mention Susan Meyer, who on any given week might be falling over bags of manure or fishing a discarded wedding ring from the side of an exhaust-choked highway. Then again, if you want to smell like dirty laundry, you might just look to any of them.
—Posted by Deanna Zammit