Who wants to smell like a 'Desperate Housewife'?

Coty, maker of celebrity scents like J. Lo’s Glow, announced today that it is launching a Desperate Housewives fragrance in the fall. The smell, according to a press release, is said to be “inspired” by the hit ABC show. I don’t know about you, but I’m not sure I want the whiff of any of those characters about me. Surely manic mom Lynette smells faintly of dirty diapers, while Bree’s Chardonnay habit might lend her a hint of wino.