Sega pioneering pee-activated urinal games

Sega is installing urinal gaming systems around Tokyo that allow you to play games with your fluids. A pressure sensor in the urinal measures the strength and location of your flow and sends the feedback to a video screen mounted at eye level. The Toylet sytem has four different games you can play: “Mannekin Pis,” named after the famous statue, that measures how hard you can pee; “Graffiti Eraser,” where you act as a firehose washing graffiti off a wall; “The Northern Wind, The Sun and Me,” where you, the deeply perverted north wind, encounter a busty girl in a nice dress and decide to go for a panty shot (the harder the wind blows, the higher the skirt goes); and “Battle! Milk From Nose,” where your urine becomes milk being squirted from a nose, and your squirts are compared to those of the last person to use the urinal....