Protect Yourself, and Your Tweets, With Weiner Condoms

A group committed to bipartisan prophylactics has released its latest product: Weiner Condoms. "We're glad that Anthony Weiner came out and admitted that the bulge was his, it's time our politicians were honest with their constituents," says Benjamin Sherman, founder of Practice Safe Policy. "These limited edition Weiner Condoms are sure to last longer than his marriage. Weiner Condoms are full of political puns and perhaps tube socks, but we haven't seen any evidence of that." Practice Safe Policy's other products include Palin Condoms ("As Thin As Her Resume,") and Obama Condoms ("The Ultimate Stimulus Package").