The Most Insane, In-Your-Face Mineral Water Ads Ever (NSFW)

Lithuania's Vytautas is Earth's juice!

You might want to put on a crash helmet before watching these crazy, NSFW spec commercials—reportedly the rogue work of university students—for Lithuanian mineral-water brand Vytautas. The ads, done very much in the style of the Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator spots, don't undersell the product. Rather, they claim it cures hangovers, prevents you from being raped by pandas, and helps you digest things like leather jackets, bricks and even British cuisine. Plus, there's absolutely no poop in it! The spot below is the English version ("Because everybody should know about this Lithuanian awesomeness!"). That's followed by some Lithuanian versions. Via Reddit.